Lisa discovers that second-hand cigarette smoke makes her a better ballet dancer, and ends up addicted to it; a family of raccoons makes off with Homer's homemade beef jerky supply

Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta resort. In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a gift certificate to swim with a dolphin. Hank pets the dolphin

Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, and Peggy won't tell him. Meanwhile, Bobby is looking for a way to liven up his Sunday School re...

Bobby lets Luanne's new boyfriend, a self-proclaimed genius named Rad Thibodeaux, throw a wild party in Boomhauer's house. Luanne tells on him and gets him removed as Boomhauer's house-sitter, Bobby starts a prank war with Lu...

Kahn gets a great new job and invites Hank over to the office, hoping to make him jealous. While bragging about his job, Kahn gives away government secrets, swearing Hank to secrecy. Hank talks to Bill about Kahn's job, and Kahn gets f...

Hank gets his tough old football coach to lead Bobby's football team. When the coach proves to be a tyrant, Bobby decides to quit football and join the soccer team, much to Hank's disappointment. Meanwhile, Peggy tries to fit in w...

Peggy gets fed up when a student of hers makes wise cracks at her, so she spanks him. This gives her a bad reputation.

4 Way Tag Team Title Match: New Age Outlaws vs Headbangers vs Godwinns vs Truth Commission... Vader vs Marc Mero... Mark Henry & Ken Shamrock vs The Rock & D'Lo Brown... Disciples of Apocalypse vs RockNRoll Express... T...

Ken Shamrock vs Faarooq... NWA North American Heavyweight title match: Jeff Jarrett vs Blackjack Windham... Disciples of Apocalypse vs The Truth Commission... Owen Hart vs Savio Vega... Marc Mero vs Tom Brandi... The Artist Formerl...

André the Giant, One Man Gang, King Kong Bundy, Butch Reed, and Rick Rude (w/Bobby Heenan and Slick)vs Hulk Hogan, Paul Orndorff, Don Muraco, Ken Patera, and Bam Bam Bigelow (w/Oliver Humperdink)... *The Ultimate Warrior, The Rock...

On their twentieth wedding anniversary, Hank and Peggy get depressed about all their unfulfilled dreams. After getting drunk and passing out, they decide to try something exciting: skydiving. Meanwhile, Cotton's wife Didi goes into lab...

Hank decides to become a volunteer firefighter along with his friends, but they can't seem to do the job very well.

Bill isn't having a very good Christmas. He still remembers Lenore, his ex-wife. He decides to act like her in order to feel better.

All the kids in the neighborhood are going on their first hunt, but Hank is unable to get a hunting license for him and Bobby. Bobby is so upset about being denied the chance at a rite of passage that he starts to regress into acting like a...

When Peggy gets out of her body cast, she is unable to walk and depressed by the long, slow process of rehabilitation. Cotton decides to teach her to walk again by challenging her, military-style, and inspires her with tales of his wartime ...

Peggy survives falling out of a plane, but is in a full body cast. Hank is overcome with guilt at having encouraged her to jump out of the plane, but that might not be the real reason Peggy jumped. Meanwhile, Didi gives birth to a baby boy,...