It's summer in South Park, but with Colorado's new ban on fireworks, nobody is having fun. Jimbo and Ned go to Mexico, hoping to smuggle fireworks over the border. However, when Jimbo and Ned are busted with their contraband, the ...

With their school bus hanging over the edge of a cliff, the boy remember some of their past adventures. Their bus driver Ms. Crabtree goes for help, but along the way takes a detour into a new career. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey counsels the pare...

When information Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned give the boys for a report results in detention, the boys decide they must get revenge. They submit a phony video of the “Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka” to Jimbo &...

The boys become fascinated with the school nurse when they learn she has a dead fetus attached to her head. Kyle's mother educates the boys on the nurse’s "condition" and then decides the entire town should be educated. Meanw...

When the town learns that Officer Barbrady is illiterate, he is sent back to school to learn how to read. In the meantime, someone is having sex with the chickens in town. The boys offer Barbrady their assistance. Cartman exerts his "a...

Ike is going to have his Bris, but when the boys find out just what that actually means, Kyle tries to save his little brother from the ceremony. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey has lost his job due to a drug problem and falls into a life of drug and...

Who is Eric Cartman's father? Dr. Mephisto knows, and is just about to reveal the information when he is shot. Meanwhile, Liane Cartman seeks help in high places to see if she can get a retroactive abortion.

After rescuing his kidnapped daughter, Terrance comes back from Iraq to find Saddam Hussein planning to take over Canada. It's up to Terrance and Phillip to save Canada from the maniacal dictator.

Cartman wants to know who his father is, but his mother isn’t much help as he discovers that she’s had numerous relations with the men of South Park during the night of "The Drunken Barn Dance." Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan enter a vi...

At an archaeological dig, Kyle picks up a triangle that Cartman has discarded. Media attention from the find attracts Barbra Streisand, who needs the triangle to complete “The Diamond of Pantios.” When she completes the diamond, she turns i...

Mr. Garrison takes some time off for a surgical procedure and as a result his class gets a beautiful substitute teacher named Ms. Ellen. Wendy becomes jealous when Stan seems to be infatuated with Ms. Ellen. When Ms. Ellen seems to be immun...

When Damien, the son of Satan comes to South Park, he and his father announce that the final battle with Jesus to determine good and evil is to be fought in a boxing match. Cartman is livid to discover that the bout clashes with his birthda...

While practicing the Christmas play, the boys realize that Kyle doesn't celebrate Christmas. Kyle informs the boys that he does celebrate the annual visit of “Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo." Meanwhile, the town of South Park prepa...

While watching TV, a commercial featuring Sally Struthers comes on offering a free sports watch with a donation to famine relief. Instead of a watch, the boys receive an Ethiopian boy, who they start calling “Starvin’ Marvin.” When the gove...

When mistakes are made at the morgue, Kenny turns into a zombie. Meanwhile, the town celebrates Halloween with costumes ranging from Chewbacca to Hitler.

Stan's grandfather is 102 years old and is begging for someone to kill him. When the boys are accused of attempting to aid Stan's grandpa in his wishes, the blame is put on Terrance & Phillip.