Home » Season 3
Family Guy - 301 - The Thin White Line ...
Taking his therapist's advice, Brian starts helping others by doing volunteer work. Peter wins a paid vacation at work, and the family prepares for going on a cruise.
Family Guy - 302 - Brian Does Hollywood...
The Griffin family learns Brian has gone to Hollywood. After trying out on Kids Say the Darndest Things, Stewie is awarded an appearance, and the Griffins get a free trip to Los Angeles.
Family Guy - 303 - Mr. Griffin Goes to...
Peter's toy company gets bought out by the El Dorado Cigarettes company, and the toys are then used to market cigarettes to children.
Family Guy - 304 - One If By Clam, Two...
When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed except The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub.
Family Guy - 305 - And the Wiener is.....
Peter feels jealous when he finds out Chris has a larger penis than he does, so he tries various tactics like buying a new car and joining a gun club.
Family Guy - 306 - Death Lives
Peter sneaks away on his and Lois' anniversary to play golf at an upscale country club, only to be struck by lightning and have a near-death experience.
Family Guy - 307 - Lethal Weapons
Bonnie convinces Lois to join her Tae-Jitsu class and Quahog is invaded by New York "leafers" coming to look at the pretty colored leaves in fall.
Family Guy - 308 - The Kiss Seen Around...
When Meg, due to her crush on Tom Tucker, the newscaster, applies for an internship at the local television station and gets the job, she is disappointed to find that her news partner is the most reviled nerd in school, Neil.
Family Guy - 309 - Mr. Saturday Knight
Peter's boss comes to dinner at the Griffin house but soon dies. The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is turned into the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute.
Family Guy - 310 - Fish Out of Water
Peter, Still out of a job, and now severely obese, decides to take on a new profession: Fishing.
Family Guy - 311 - Emission Impossible
Peter goes with Lois to visit her sister Carole, who is now pregnant, but alone since her husband walked out on her. Carole goes into labor and Peter helps deliver the baby.
Family Guy - 312 - To Love and Die in D...
Chris chooses a robber out of a lineup, but after Peter accidentally tells the robber where the family lives, the Griffins are placed in the witness protection program.
Family Guy - 313 - Screwed The Pooch
Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out.
Family Guy - 314 - Peter Griffin: Husb...
Chris gets a new job as the water boy for the basketball team. After being around the black players, Chris becomes a super-cool black dude in a white person's body. Peter takes Chris to learn about his own Irish heritage at a museum.
Family Guy - 315 - Ready, Willing, and...
Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase.
Family Guy - 317 - Brian Wallows and Pe...
Brian falls in love with a bitter old woman who he is forced to do community service for. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard and finds a family of swallows have built a nest in it.
Family Guy - 318 - From Method to Madne...
When Brian expresses his interest in theatre, Lois tells him to try out for the Quahog School of Performing Arts.
Family Guy - 319 - Stuck Together, Torn...
Lois runs into an ex-boyfriend while shopping. Knowing Peter would be jealous, she has coffee with him behind Peter's back.
Family Guy - 320 - Road to Europe
Stewie is addicted to the British hot children's show "Jolly Farm Review" based on Mother Maggie, a benevolent figure who looks after kids on a farm. Brian makes fun of Stewie for watching the show, but Stewie is determined to visit Jolly Farm in England because he thinks he belongs t...
Family Guy - 321 - Family Guy Viewer Ma...
n a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer profound questions: "Li'l Griffins" The Griffins as the little rascals. Kid versions of Peter, Joe, and Brian decide that they don't need girls. When they first meet Lois however, they quickly ab...