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King of the Hill - 302 - And They Call i...
Bobby starts dating Marie, a girl who's two years older than him. Bobby takes the relationship more seriously than Marie does.
King of the Hill - 303 - Peggy's He...
When Peggy starts writing "musings" for the local newspaper, the pressure gives her a headache, so she goes to John Redcorn for a therapeutic massage.
King of the Hill - 304 - Pregnant Paws
Hank wants to breed Ladybird, but the veterinarian says that she has a narrow uterus and probably can't have children. Hank becomes obsessed with finding a way to get Ladybird pregnant, which annoys Peggy, because she's the one who really wants another baby.
King of the Hill - 305 - Next of Shin
Hank tries several different methods to improve his sperm count so he can get Peggy pregnant. The frustration of not being able to have another child becomes worse when Cotton shows up and announces that he got his wife pregnant.
King of the Hill - 306 - Peggy's Pa...
A beauty pageant offers Peggy the chance to win a truck, but only if she can endure a series of rigorous makeovers to impress the judges.
King of the Hill - 307 - Nine Pretty Dar...
After a Thanksgiving dinner where Cotton constantly insults Hank's mother, Hank, his neighbors, and his father attend a lawn mower focus group. The company announces that it is retiring its old model and introducing a new, "yuppified" version.
King of the Hill - 308 - Good Hill Hunti...
All the kids in the neighborhood are going on their first hunt, but Hank is unable to get a hunting license for him and Bobby. Bobby is so upset about being denied the chance at a rite of passage that he starts to regress into acting like a little kid.
King of the Hill - 309 - Pretty, Pretty ...
Bill isn't having a very good Christmas. He still remembers Lenore, his ex-wife. He decides to act like her in order to feel better.
King of the Hill - 310 - A Fire Fighting...
Hank decides to become a volunteer firefighter along with his friends, but they can't seem to do the job very well.
King of the Hill - 311 - To Spank with L...
Peggy gets fed up when a student of hers makes wise cracks at her, so she spanks him. This gives her a bad reputation.
King of the Hill - 312 - Three Coaches a...
Hank gets his tough old football coach to lead Bobby's football team. When the coach proves to be a tyrant, Bobby decides to quit football and join the soccer team, much to Hank's disappointment. Meanwhile, Peggy tries to fit in with the other soccer moms, and takes a crash course from Min...
King of the Hill - 313 - De-Kahnstructin...
Kahn gets a great new job and invites Hank over to the office, hoping to make him jealous. While bragging about his job, Kahn gives away government secrets, swearing Hank to secrecy. Hank talks to Bill about Kahn's job, and Kahn gets fired for it.
King of the Hill - 314 - The Wedding of ...
Bobby lets Luanne's new boyfriend, a self-proclaimed genius named Rad Thibodeaux, throw a wild party in Boomhauer's house. Luanne tells on him and gets him removed as Boomhauer's house-sitter, Bobby starts a prank war with Luanne. Bobby replaces Luanne's birth-control pills with ...
King of the Hill - 315 - Sleight of Hank
Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, and Peggy won't tell him. Meanwhile, Bobby is looking for a way to liven up his Sunday School report on Jesus
King of the Hill - 316 - Jon Vitti Prese...
Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta resort. In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a gift certificate to swim with a dolphin. Hank pets the dolphin
King of the Hill - 317 - Escape from Par...
Hank takes his mother and her friends to a museum of miniatures in Port Aransas, and they get stuck in the middle of MTV's Spring Break. Meanwhile, Bill tries to put the moves on Peggy while Hank is away.
King of the Hill - 318 - Love Hurts and ...
Worried at the prospect of going to a school dance with Connie, Bobby starts overeating at the local deli, and develops gout. Meanwhile, Hank goes to an art gallery in Dallas and finds that they are displaying an X-ray of his constipated colon.
King of the Hill - 319 - Dog Dale Aftern...
When Dale brings home a new 'Super Mower' the neighbors are jealous, but his attitude leaves everyone with a bad taste in their mouths.
King of the Hill - 320 - Revenge of the ...
Arlen's new minister is a woman, which everyone except Cotton seems to accept.
King of the Hill - 325 - As Old as the H...
On their twentieth wedding anniversary, Hank and Peggy get depressed about all their unfulfilled dreams. After getting drunk and passing out, they decide to try something exciting: skydiving. Meanwhile, Cotton's wife Didi goes into labor and Bobby has to drive her to the hospital, and Luanne tr...