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South Park 301 Rainforest Schmainforest
As a form of punishment, the boys are forced to join the "Getting Gay With kids" choir. The choir is on its way to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest, but after some first hand experience (getting lost in the rainforest) the choir changes its message.
South Park 302 Spontaneous Combustion
After Kenny spontaneously combusts, Randy is appointed by the mayor to find out what is causing the combustions. However, when he finds a solution, he lets fame get to his head. Meanwhile, the boys try to help Kyle's dad get an erection.
South Park 303 The Succubus
Cartman deals with his eye problems and an optometrist he doesn't like because he makes fun of his weight. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of a Succubus that he is about to marry.
South Park 304 Jakovasaurs
The boys discover a live prehistoric Jakovasaur while camping near Stark's Pond. Everyone is interested in helping to keep this endangered species alive, until they all realize how annoying the Jakovasaurs really are; annoying to everyone that is except Cartman. The boys try to distract Cartman...
South Park 305 Tweek vs. Craig
The boys are taking shop class and they try to setup a fight between Tweek and Craig, but when the day of the big fight arrives, neither boy knows what to do. After they get some training they get down to business, meanwhile Kenny is enrolled in a Home Economics course and is having a good time and ...
South Park 306 Sexual Harassment Panda
Sexual Harassment Panda visits Mr. Garrison's class and the newly educated Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment. The whole town goes sue crazy and Kyle's dad is getting rich by representing anyone who feels harassed. The boys go in search of "Sexual Harassment Panda" to try to...
South Park 307 Cat Orgy (1)
Stan’s sister Shelly is babysitting Cartman and she invites her boyfriend Skyler over, who in turn invites his band. Cartman squares off against Shelly when he tries to prove that she has broken his mother’s rules, but the pair team up when Shelly looks to get revenge on her boyfriend. Meanwhile, Mr...
South Park 308 Two Guys Naked in a Hot T...
Stan's parents bring him to Mr. Mackey's party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with the lame kids he considers “Melvins.” Upstairs Kyle and Stan's fathers experiment with their homosexual tendencies. Meanwhile, the government is convinced the party is actually a gathering...
South Park 309 Jewbilee (3)
Kyle invites Kenny to join him at “Jewbilee,” a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids as both their parents are going to be attending Mr. Mackey's meteor shower party. At camp, Ike is with the "Squirts" making macaroni pictures while Kyle and Kenny join the scouts, where they work ...
South Park 310 Korn's Groovy Pirate...
The boys are having a problem with the 5th graders and since it’s Halloween Stan suggest they scare the 5th graders by making use of the body of Kyle’s recently deceased grandmother. The band Korn is on their way to the town to play a gig when their vehicle is driven off the road by a pirate ghost. ...
South Park 311 Chinpokomon
The boys have discovered Chinpokomon and they can’t get enough of them. They get their parents to buy them everything Chinpokomon, including a new videogame that has begun brainwashing them into bombing Pearl Harbor. When the government seems incapable of doing anything about it, the parents must co...
South Park 312 Hooked on Monkey Fonics
In hopes that he will win the Spelling Bee, Cartman’s mother gives him “Hooked on Monkey Phonics.” But the contest is won by two children (a boy and a girl) that are home schooled. The boy reluctantly gets permission to try public school, while Kyle has become infatuated with girl. Meanwhile, Cartma...
South Park 313 Starvin' Marvin in S...
Starvin' Marvin finds an alien ship and uses it to begin searching for a new home for his people. After interrogation, Cartman confesses to the government everything about Africa and Sally Struthers. Marvin picks up the boys in the ship and they go off into space to the planet Marklar, where th...
South Park 314 The Red Badge of Gayness
Cartman is convinced that the south is going to win the town’s Civil War reenactment and he makes a bet with Kyle and Stan that involves them becoming the winner’s slave(s) for one month. The reenactment is sponsored by "Jagerminz S'More Flavored Schnapps," and it gets out of hand whe...
South Park 315 Mr. Hankey's Christm...
Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs on the CD "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics." The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs for the Holidays and realize that Christmas is all about the presents. Meanwhile, a live action newsman is...
South Park 316 Are You There God, It...
Cartman is bleeding out of his ass and it convinces him that he is going through puberty. When the other boys start to have their periods Stan gets some hormones from Dr. Mephisto and he takes the entire bottle. Meanwhile folks have gathered around the outside of Jesus’ house and when he asks them w...
South Park 317 Worldwide Recorder Concer...
The children are practicing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" for the "4 Million Child Blow," conducted by Yoko Ono and Kenny G. Mr. Garrison doesn't want to go because his father (who he has an unresolved issue with) still lives where the event is going to be held. Cartman who...